We were sitting at the table talking about my grandma, and you asked if you could visit her. I said no, because my grandma lives in Australia.

You said, “My grandma lives in Australia too!”

The conversation turned to Australian snack foods, and I said to Daddy, “It’s a good thing we don’t live in Australia, or I would be really, really fat.”

You looked up from your plate and said, “I want to go to Australia, and then I can visit with my grandma, and your grandma, and I can be really, really fat like people in Australia.”