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Chickpeas

“What are you doing, Mummy?”

“Shelling chickpeas.”

“Can I have one?”

“Sure.” I give you one.

You eat it. “Can I have three in my hand?”

I laugh. “You can have four.”

You squeal. “Thank you very much!”

You proceed to eat half a can of chickpeas in small handfuls.

“Maybe I can have chickpeas in my lunchbox for barnehage!”

Broken heart

You: Daddy, my heart is broken

Daddy: Is it?

You: Yes, I was up in the sky and it broke

Mummy: Your heart is broken? How did that happen?

You: It was up in the sky and it fell down and died

Mummy: Why did it do that?

You: Because that’s my problem [big sigh]